WITHOUT MUSIC - LIFE WOULD BE A MISTAKE

THE SOUNDTRACK to

UNREQUITED - 
ONE GIRL, 13 BF'S,
AND VODKA


ACTION FIGURES - SAM LACHOW
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - JOHN MAYER VERSION
COULD YOU BE LOVED - BOB MARLEY
SOMEBODY TOLD ME - THE KILLERS
SAY - GIRL IN A COMA
CELLOPHANE - SIA
STORM COMING - GNARLS BARLEY
STAY WITH ME - FACES (ROD STEWART)
DIET MTN. DEW - LANA DEL REY
SWEATER WEATHER - THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
MAPS - YEAH YEAH YEAHS
JAR OF HEARTS - CHRISTINA PERRIROLLING IN THE DEEP - ADELE
SLOW HANDS - INTERPOL
PYRAMIDS - FRANK OCEAN
KILL YOURSELF - TIMBALAND
COME AWAY TO THE WATER - MAROON 5
LUCK BE A LADY - FRANK SINATRAVIVRANT THING - Q-TIP
JOLENE - JACK WHITE VERSION
YOUR LOVE - THE OUTFIELD
TENNIS COURT - LOURDE
NEED YOU NOW - LADY ANTEBELLUM
LOVE IS BLINDNESS - JACK WHITE VERSION
YOU BELONG TO ME - PATSY CLINE


Unrequited: One Girl Thirteen Boyfriends and Vodka Book Trailer


Unrequited's Book Trailer!!

One Girl, 13 Boys, and Vodka. Cheers,


Enjoy ladies and gents.





Thank you Doubledeckerbooks.com
for your help in creating this trailer.
Interview with Double Decker Books
February 24, 2015
doubledeckerbooks.blogspot.com





Q. Where did you get the idea for One Girl, Thirteen Boyfriends, and Vodka?

A. I wanted to tell a story of someone who was emotionally challenged (and doesn’t know it, want to accept it, or care) a mistake maker (without many consequences) but outwardly beautiful and spoiled (but not too egotistical) ... and what she would do when finally someone told her “No.” When that old cliché clocked her in the neck. You know the cliché I’m talking about, right? 

Q. Were you good at English while in school?

A. Hmm. I was in AP Eng. in HS and I still remember some of what amazing works we read, and in college I don't think I took one class. I was on another career trajectory... I love reading lit that is good, usually mid-century and older. There are some authors and poets who I like from the last 60 years too. When you look hard, there are so many writers in the world so I have to weed many out to enjoy reading. But I do think I excelled at English during my education, especially in k-12.

Q. What do you do when you get writer’s block?

A. What I get is overwhelmed. Writing takes it all out of me, and when I start a new project, I have pages of notes from everywhere (journals, on the computer, on slips of paper and post its). That is when I shut down. That is my block, when there is too much to process. And I don’t do outlines or “plans” – that is just more work taking away from the writing. I do more planning for edits, what to watch out for at the end.

Q. Use the first three words that come to mind when you think of your book?

A. Raw, under-appreciated, and original.


Q. Are you working on a new writing project? If so, can you tell us a bit about it?


A. Yes always have stuff on back burners. Coming out in the next two years: 
Soulcrusher, Anti Fat, and Twenty Something and Blonde

Q. What was the hardest thing about writing this book?

A. The re-edits. Sometimes I whimpered and cried at the thought of re-reading hundreds of pages again and again. And going back and forth with the editor. Then he would make mistakes and the whole thing would be fucked up. I was so determined to make it to a certain release date, then you have to just step back. That is more time going by. There was no way I was publishing something that had any noticeable typos. And if there are, no one tell me! You can edit something forever.

Q. How did your cover come about?

A. Same thing. A million times going back and forth about it with the firm who put it together for me. I designed it but they were crucial in making it beautiful and polished and ready to be submitted. I really wanted something chic and dramatic. I didn’t want a forlorn woman on the front. Next time I don’t think I will give in so easily.But I have very specific, aberrant taste. In everything! And if readers want a girl on the front, then so be it. I want others to enjoy Unrequited, not me.

Q. What is your favorite website to talk about your book on?

A. Christyheron.com, twitter and my blog.

Is that selfish? Google is an insane platform too, as is FB... but thank god for Kyrstin Pull, who is the Executive VP of SEO for Waverly Blonde Books, my publishing company. She knows what to do. I want coverage. So I will go anywhere she wants. I’m not on FB much. I’m a twitter girl.


Q. Do you have a go to writing snack and/or drink?

A. At 5am coffee (but placed far away from my computer!) and afternoon diet coke. But honestly I don’t eat or drink much when I write. I would probably let the coffee sit there for an hour before I touch it.

Q. If you could spend time in your book, Unrequited - One Girl, Thirteen Boyfriends, and Vodka, would you? If so why? If not why not?


A. Oh hell yes. Be drunk, be in my twenties, be at the beach. If I were a character I’d be Vanity Fair. She seemed to have her shit together. Or the owner of the bar (B6). But seriously, I would. For a day to watch January at her worst and learn from her mistakes.


Cheers. 

Christy Heron Supporting Our Troops

 Christy Heron and Waverly Blonde Books & Easiest/Hardest Publishing is Proud to Support Our Troops through Books.


In 2014 Armand Rosemalia and David Rose began collecting author signed books in a variety of genres for soldiers in remote areas. These books, novels, novellas, etc. are personally sent out by these men and woman with the support of so many others behind the scenes by means of financial donations and authors around the country sending their art.  Many of the troops receiving these books have little to no access to internet, television and most other means of technological entertainment that we here in the states take complete advantage of.

Everyday our soldiers our putting their lives on the line to protect our freedom, one of those being freedom of speech, press and media and isn’t that exactly what writing is!

Christy Heron has sent out 3 copies signed with a personal note to our soldiers and hopes her novels will be passed around and reach as many soldiers as possible. They may love it, they may not, but they damn well will be entertained by her raw and captivating writing style.

If you are interested in donating a book that YOU personally wrote or donate toward the enormous shipping bill please contact Armand Rosamilia. Below is the website and more information on how you can contribute:


http://armandrosamilia.com/2014/12/15/authors-supporting-our-troops-asot2015/

SHE'S HOOKED.

"In the morning, I liked being in bed, in the new and unforeseen. I couldn’t stop the constant whiplashing from staring at him as he slept, and the ceiling. It was an analytical, tortuous night, a first of many that I could recall, but didn’t consider. He might lie, he would cheat, he threw/used/ played me like a yo-yo, yet he charmed me as I bathed in his fractional sociopathic behavior, and worshipped nothings I construed as somethings. 
A shirt straightening, “Sweetie,” and head inspection meant I would never ignore his calls or punish him for his unavoidable wickedness. He had goodness somewhere deep inside of him, a goodness I would nurture and domesticate. 
Only me.
I would walk the coast of California a million times to be able to feel his breath on my neck, his bite on my back. 
To be near this man. 
And. That. Was. It."










Heron, Christy. Unrequited - One Girl, Thirteen Boyfriends, and Vodka. (Kindle Locations 484-489). Waverly Blonde Books and Easiest/Hardest Publishing. Kindle Edition. 

Interview SWAP with Markie Madden

It's always fun to interview other authors and see what journey they have been on while creating their masterpieces.


Allow me to introduce Markie Madden author of: 
Once Upon a Western Way
Keeping a Backyard Horse
My Butterfly Cancer

1.    What has your experience been with Amazon KDP?
Amazon overall has been a great experience! There was some confusion between KDP and CreateSpace when I first published, and I assumed that since my files were bouncing directly from one to the other that KDP would be correctly formatting the manuscript. But they don’t, and I’ve now properly fixed all 3 books so they work in the Kindle reader. But I wish someone had told me that in the first place!

2.    Why do you want people to read your books? Why should they?
My Butterfly Cancer is intended to help encourage and inspire others suffering with cancer or other life-threatening illness, that this isn’t the end of the line for them, to keep hope and keep going. Keeping a Backyard Horse is intended to be read by the average horse person (perhaps the one whose young girl says, I want a horse!), to help educate them on the needs of the average horse and help prevent accidental neglect of horses. And Once Upon a Western Way is simply meant to entertain. It stems from an elaborate game a childhood friend and I used to play.

3.    Also, what is your long-term goal for your career?
I will continue to write, and publish. I have two more books I’m currently working on. Triple Heist is a crime novel and Fang and Claw will be book One of The Undead Unit Series, is a crime/paranormal novel. If I only sell a few books here and there, I’m happy. I don’t expect to be a best-seller, but hey, if it happens, it happens!

4.    Your history with writing? How did you become a writer and why?
In grade school, maybe 4th grade, the teacher gave us each a notebook, and she would come and draw a squiggle on the page. Our assignment was to finish the squiggle into a drawing and write a short story about it. I guess that got me hooked. Once Upon a Western Way was actually written when I was in high school, though as my writing matured it continued to evolve as well.

5.    Who are you? A hipster? Religious? Mom? Single lady? Conservative? Wine lover? What are your interests?
I’ve been married for 20 years, and we have two teenage daughters. I also have three rescue dogs (please, spay and neuter your pets!) and my horse Athena. She’s featured on the cover of Keeping a Backyard Horse. I love to ride her when the weather is nice. I also crochet when my hands allow, and do a bit of scrapbooking. My recent battle with cancer took me out of the traditional workforce, so I’ve been trying to adjust to not having a set schedule and going to work everyday! And 20% of my sales from My Butterfly Cancer are pledged to cancer charities. I also plan to donate some of the books to the hospital floor where I was cared for.

6.    What is a typical writing day like for you, or any day for that matter?
I usually get up and watch re-runs of Supernatural and Bones on TNT. I used to love coffee but cancer or chemo took that away from me. So now my caffeine is Mt. Dew! Right now, I’m spending a lot of time on marketing and social media. I really need to get down to serious writing. Hunting season is closing in, so the house will be nice and quiet for a while!

7.    I see you have three published books. Did each publishment get “easier” and by easier, how? Or what did you learn along the way and with each project? Is there a reason you write shorter than most novels? What do you label them as? Explain which is non-fiction and which are not.
Once Upon a Western Way is close to the average author’s full-length novel at over 75,000 words. It was first published digitally-only through Smashwords, and it was difficult to get it formatted correctly for e-readers. Now, it’s much easier since I know what I’m doing. And Keeping a Backyard Horse was intended to be short; there are a lot of horse care books out there, but often they’re bogged down with information the “average” horse person needs to know. If they just want to keep a horse for their child, they don’t need to know how to breed or train a horse. They just need information on how much to feed them, how taking care of their feet and teeth are important, and how to deworm and vaccinate them. So I was hoping that a shorter guide would reach more readers. My Butterfly Cancer is shorter because it really only covers a year of my life, and it’s been left slightly muddled on purpose too, to demonstrate how I really was when I was ill. I touch briefly on publishing and how I went about the process. But my books, though published, aren’t FINISHED. It’s an ongoing process. I’ve just released a second edition of Once Upon a Western Way, a few cosmetic changes, a sample chapter for Triple Heist in the back, and so on. They’re still evolving, and as I learn more about my new Microsoft Office software and the publishing process, it gets easier with time.

8.    What’s next for you?
At the moment, besides the two books I’m working on, I have My Butterfly Cancer and Keeping a Backyard Horse in production as audiobooks. My Butterfly Cancer should be available next month. For my memoir, I wanted it in audio specifically because I know how chemotherapy messes up the eyes of the patient and how hard it was to actually read while I was in treatment. And I’m still taking auditions to get Once Upon a Western Way in audio as well.

9.    How often do you use a dictionary or thesaurus while writing? If so, online or physical old school?
Before cancer, I rarely used a dictionary or thesaurus. But here lately, I have trouble pulling a word out of my brain. So I grab my trusty smart-phone app because if I can spell part of it, the app offers me suggestions. And while I don’t totally rely on the dictionary/thesaurus/grammar checker on my Office software, I do sometimes use it to help me replace a word with a synonym.

10. How do feel about social media and how it plays such a huge part in establishing indie authors?
I believe social media is a huge help to indie authors. I’ll tell you a story. Once Upon a Western Way was first published digitally through Smashwords in 2012. I assumed that if it was out there, it would sell. Of course, I told all my friends and family, posted it on Facebook a couple times, but that was about it. I sold 5 copies in two years. Since I’ve been concentrating on marketing, I sold well over 50 books (counting all three) in a little over a month’s time. And this is just the beginning!

11. Do you work everyday at your online presence? Any advice for other indie authors in reference to it?
I try to post in my blog every day, and I’ve been doing author interview exchanges, which gives both me and the other author the advantage of more potential readers. I’m working to get my logo and brand established around the internet. I’ve learned that the more times you post a link (like for your book), and in as many places as you can think of, it increases your discoverability through search engines like Google. My advice to other authors: DON’T GIVE UP! Don’t lose hope and pull your books from publication. Make some changes, if need be, offer them free for a short time to increase readership, but don’t give up on them. Whereas if we were traditionally-published, our books would have been pulled from shelves if they didn’t sell like hotcakes in the first few weeks. Indies don’t have to worry about that; we can just leave our books and let them simmer. Have patience and don’t let the roller coaster of sales/no sales get you down!

12. What do you want folks to gain from reading your blog or going onto your website? 
Readers of my blog will be treated to my writing as a process, tips and tricks I’ve learned about marketing and what works well and what doesn’t, and they might even find a “new favorite author” by reading my interviews. And my website is designed for someone to find all the links to my books in all their formats and locations, kept together in one place. I also introduce contests, post news of signings or appearances, and keep people updated as to what’s coming soon. Eventually, I’d like to find other aspiring writers in my area and help them to become published authors (my daughters are both writers and may become my first clients!).

13. Idols? Writing or not…
I don’t really have an idol, not in the way I think you mean. My favorite authors are Kay Hooper, J. D. Robb, Nora Roberts, and Patricia Cornwall. Maybe a high school teacher, Mr. Harshfield would be my “writing” idol. He was self-published about 30 years ago (he actually paid out of pocket to print his books), and I always remembered that when I was trying to publish my work. It kept reminding me to never give up! 

14. Best piece of advice you’ve received?
Again, never give up. If you can’t publish right now, there may be a way to do so in the future. If you’re not selling well now, be patient and persevere!

15. Advice for me, and other writers? 

Same as above, I guess. Plus, join a writer’s group, either online or in person locally. I’m a member at  HYPERLINK "http://www.scribophile.com/"www.scribophile.com and it’s a wonderful community of writers. You read and critique others’ writing, and by doing so you earn “karma” points. A couple of critiques will earn you enough karma to post a sample of your own work for critique. You’ll get a lot of positive advice and encouragement.

IS ROMANCE DEAD?


 
"Unrequited is not your average 

women's lit - It's 

lyrical, darkly 

funny, and 

unabashedly

crude, all at 

once."

- K.B. Rose