How many ways can you say DRUNK?
Or better yet how many ways have you described the night before on your walk of shame/hangover the day after tying one on?
This is how many ways Unrequited used them:
1. Bashed
2. Barrellhouse Drunk
3. Bar-tuned
4. Befuddlement (ed)
5. Bendering
6. Betty Forded7. Boris Yeltsined
8. Charlie Sheened
9. Creamulated10. Daxxled
11. Dot cottoned
12. Drunk as 4 Billy Goats
13. Footloosed
14. Fur On His/Her Tongue
15. Gold-Headed
16. Graveled17. Gut-Fucked
18. Had The Uglies
19. High As An Oregon Pie
20. Imbibed
21. Inabstinent
22. Legless
23. Lighting Myself Up Like a Firefly (Lit Up Like)
24. Lushingtons (The) = Drunks
25. Merle Haggard
26. Moulin Rouge (ed)
27. Muzzied (Muzzy)
28. Navy Sailor Drunk29. Paralytic
30. Phalanxed
31. Puckered32. Rat Legged
33. Red-in-th-face
34. Red-in-the-nose
35. Scumbled
36. Sloppy Tonk
37. Slurried
38. Snakebitten
39. Snockered
40. Spiflicated
41. Swacked
42. Tee-lit
43. Tile Counting (Counting Tiles)44. Tippled
45. Trashato
46. (Riding The) Vodka Trail (or riding any [insert liquor trail] trail)
47. Vulcanized
48. Watering Your Tonsils
49. Well-Heeled
50. Wild Turkeyed (again you can use any booze for this)
51. Zambonied
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