FIRST
SENTENCES,
CHAPTERS
11-15
(okay, some are more than one sentence)
11
“I’m going to write a story about
YOU!!!!! About this whole THING. You guys are fucking imbeciles, cccrazy
fucking imbeciles…
Shit
Fucks. All of you. Shit Fuuuucks!
12
805-817-9091.
Ugh.
13
Blow jobs.
14
2007 taught me nothing.
Ok, it taught me one thing: don’t get arrested.
15
He roared into my spandex covered body.